Soyuzmultfilm Moscow
About the evil stepmother
Written by: Lazar Lagin
Directed by: Valentina and Zinaida Brumberg
art directors: Valentin Lalayants, Lana Azarkh
music: Alexander Varlamov
camera: Boris Kotov sound: George Martynuk script editor: Z. Pavlova, cutter: N. Mayorova
animators: T. Pomerantseva, Tatiana Taranovich, Igor Podgorsky, Elizabeth Komova, Ye. Vershinina, Vladimir Arbekov, Boris Butakov, Galina Barinova,
Sergei Marakasov, Violetta Kolesnikova, Marina Voskaniants, Arcady Sher Assistants: T Federova, S Kashcheyeva
voices: R. Zelenaya, Elena Ponsova, Kira Smirnova, A Menaker, M Vinogradova, Clara Rumyanova, M Mironova, A Papanov, producer: G. Kruglikov
Highly esteemed audience!
Now we have a lecture for parents,
Beneficial for their kids and the whole country,
Presented in a heartbreaking....
Comedy.
Here's how!
The lecture with the title "Stepmother and stepdaughter, past and present"
is presented by:
The honored spokesman for the pedagogical sciences
McAvoy Lustinovich Indefatigable.
Here is what the speaker says:
He says that the Soviet stepmother
is absolutely not the same as pre-revolutionary,
stepmother of the past
She generally accepts her stepdaughter smoothly,as her daughter.
However, he reports that in our time
there still are exceptions in certain regions..
Thank you for your attention.
Just about such an atypical wicked stepmother,
that exists as exception,
we will now show our comedy.
Now see,
yonder house.
Oh, I am a widower for the third year
the heart full of sadness, an gnawing longing,
The house full of boredom and emptiness,
The house wears down being orphanized.
I had a garden,
with in the middle
of the garden,
a tulip garden house,
Our little daughter doesn't feel an orphan any longer,
The woe has past, oh, it dissolved like smoke ...
- I love you, Thekla Fedorovna,
because of you I do not sleep at night
because Thekla Fedorovna,
you're the light of my eyes these days.
You - Archidom, I - Archidom
come to my garden! come to your garden.
I'll soon be your Orchid
Oh, Sidor Sidor ... well! I'm waiting for you!
as the Indians await Finedeya ...
C Perrault Cinderella
A Afanasjev Father Frost
- Hut, hut, turn your front towards me,
I'll be back soon B. Yaga.
-How do you want your stepdaughter exterminated?
Well, it would be possible.
to dissect the honey, light up a bonfire,
heat up cast iron cauldrons,
sharpen the damask steel knives,
and chop the hateful stepdaughter
into small pieces.
and then boil and boil them in the cauldrons ...
- For pity's sake, granny, what would the police say!?
well, and I would be behind such an affair!
- Then,
send her, my dear citizeness,
at least, to the very bottom of the ocean ...
Where she definitely would be swallowed alive by the king of the sea.
- What do you mean, grandmother, science has proven-
that at the bottom of the sea there are no kingdoms or kings,
Just a lot of H2O (water)-
- You know, my dear,
I'll kick you out from here to go wherever you please!
- Little Johnny, Little Johnny, come on, my clever boy!
Consider that he is only 5 years old
but when he hits, it's painful!
- have a snack, my son, Eat!
Aren't you just ashame of yourself!?...
I beg you, darling ... I want ice-cream!
I tell you! Immediately give me money for an ice cream!
- My darling kid, don't cry! -You should shame yourself...
-But I have not shame, I'm still small,
If you don't promise immediately to give me 28 cents for an ice cream,
I'll raise a cry, that will make you burn with shame for me immediately.
-Tfu! all right, take it then! -Yeah, Come on!
The News
Dads, moms, grandmothers, granddads, children read...
read
Tolstoy
Makarenko
Ushinsky, Gaidar
They teach
how to
train
your children
and grandchildren
- Holy smoke, parenting isn't easy!
We had us Gaidar and Tolstoy!
who were teaching us,
that we have mind and logic!
- Nightingale, nightingale, sing while you can,
- My granddaughter of five is not afraid of camels,
but not so much her grandmother, dearly beloved, beloved!
- Nightingale, nightingale, sing while you can!
- I have a son of twenty years. Peace is nowhere to be found anymore.
Soon the scoundrel wil get married but where then will his mama live...
Nightingale, nightingale, sing while you can! Mum and dad sing plaintively.
- Oh, what to come up with?
This place will be my death if I don't come up with something!
- Come on, dear, it's time to help mother to clean up the chamber.
Father will get your sister breakfast!
- Ouch, for pity's sake, mamy dear!
It's me, your beloved Irochka!
-Don't lecture you mother, get up! - But what about Tomka?!!
Tomka is an orphan and hasn't got a mommy,
One needs to feel sorry for little Tomka!
- Firochka, I am here now! I will help you!
- For pity's sake, go to sleep some more, my little one,my darling! Oh, you are my daughter!
- Mom! Well!
- Mom, I have this exercise I can't solve. Help me!
- What's that? Get out! Think!
Think properly and then solve it! You little toddler!
- And you, my little sunshine, how are you doing?
- I immediately think about it properly too and then solve it!
- What's that, what's that, sweetheart, it's not good for you to overdo!
We are now going to ask daddy, and daddy will help you solve it.
- I also want go to camp!
I also want to get tanned in the sun!
- But you, little Tomka shouldn't go to the camp! What if you accidentally fell ill,
or, God forbid, drown ...
A year passed, then another.
And a third one, where Tomka and Irochka from girls became young ladies.
- Her stepdaughter makes her groom even look handsome.
Sidor Sidorovich has become Ill, you know.
The doctor just came and prescribed him strawberries.
But where to get them in December?
- I want to become a film star, I dreamt about it for a long time.
Sadly I look at life, And if I don't succeed in the movies,
I will lay my hands at myself!
- Tomka, don't shout so loud. After all, our daddy is very sick.
- Mom, let me go into the wood to look for strawberries,
I feel so very sorry for my daddy. - But really, but really, my dear!
It's only in fairy tales that strawberries grown in the winter.
- No, Mama, I'm sure. Excuse my firmness, but you're wrong.
- We were born to make a fairy tale come true!
- I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf!
-I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
- Oh my, oh my, oh, I'm hurting so much
Help me, fair maiden.
- Well now, poor thing.
Here!.
-Hello, good uncle. and Komsomol greetings to you too, lad!
- Hello, pretty girl! How did you get here?
And for what sort of need? - I'm looking for strawberries, Grandpa!
The doctor prescribed my dad strawberries.
- Do you know how to wield a broom?
- I'm accustomed to it since childhood! - And a shovel? - And a shovel, Grandpa!
-Oh, What lovely polyploid strawberries!
Iroshka then so accurately explained about polyploids and all sorts of other sciences,
that the old professor and the good fellow, his assistant,,only gaped with their mouth open, in astonishment.
- Be welcome, to sit down! For a ride with the wind!
- Where are you going, my daughter? - To the forest, of course, for strawberries!
What have I done Iroshka? I also want to get married.
There in the forest, the wolves ate her ...
Well, they did not eat her. I came up with a warning,
that the wolves would eat her ...
- Oh, it hit us, that something is wrong with Tomka -
so malcontent, - So overweight.
What do I care. I made an effort,
As much as I could I treated her like my own,
and fed her like a price-turkey.
- Nightingale, nightingale, sing while you can!
Blacksmiths in the early hour, are prone to bang their sledgehammers,
Tomka grew up with us into a real Hulda ( rude woman)
- Nightingale, nightingale, sing while you can! That's what Dad plaintively sings ...
-Clear? All clear? Any questions?
Otherwise our presentation is over for now. Goodbye, and thank you for your attention!
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